This was sent in by an anonymous reader. I must say this fellow was quite creative in expressing how he was feeling about this young lady. It's not really my cup of tea, but it was entertaining to read and probably even more entertaining to receive.
You make me feel like a groupie at jeezy party...I just want to wrap you up...and put u in a lil backpack and carry you around all day.
You are so...neosporin on a bad cut....a charger with a v8 and 24in rims in watts...and pro basketball player to a white girl. You dope.
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