I thought this was hilarious so I'm reposting it here. My girl SAM JONES wrote this for my other blog http://www.ihatethewayyoueatcereal.wordpress.com. I thought I'd post 101 because I have been inspired to write a 201.
Bedroom Etiquette 101
Submitted by: SAM JONES
Here’s a few things that really grind my gears in the bedroom. Men please pay attention…
Fresh Breath- Do I even need to elaborate?
Socks- No socks please. However if you feet look like the Crypt Keeper please keep them on.
“Magnums I hope”- Good for you, men who can fit them, but if you can’t, please don’t embarrass yourself by putting one on… smh
Easy on the dirty talk- I understand that some men and women need the sex talk to get them “there,” but I don’t need to have a full on conversation with you during this time. Keep it short and sweet.
Don’t make excuses- If your battleship went down too soon, don’t make excuses. It happens to best of them, just make sure you can set sail again (preferably within the next 15 mins).
Remove your “gear”- Please don’t sulk in your “happy juice”
No post ejaculation phone usage- I understand we just finished and im sure you’ve missed some calls/texts/Twitter updates but umm your still inside of me, put the phone down!
Ladies what are some of your bedroom pet peeves?
[My response to this question coming soon!]