Please don't interrupt my workout. I know you thought it was ok to randomly strike up an uninteresting conversation. Don't you know I wear headphones to keep guys like you from bothering me. I didn't give you any signs that said you should approach me. I made sure not to make any contact for that matter. Yet and still, here you are. Running your tired lame game.
If you had something interesting to say besides, "wow you're tall" (like I've never heard that one before,) I might entertain this conversation. But your game is weak and I am bored. Please let me get back to my workout.
And to think, I'll never get those 5 minutes of my life back.
Originally Posted at I Hate The Way You Eat Cereal