This was an actual phone conversation but I didn't feel like thinking of a witty, subject encompassing title so here is where I placed it.
Him: When do you have time off work again?
Me: I work a full-time 9-5 I'd have to request time off.
Him: I want to know what I have to do to get you to take time off and meet me in the D.R. next week. I can get you your own room or I can sleep on the cot in my room.
Me: That's not happening anytime soon. How bout we work on getting to know each other over the phone for a couple of months and see what happens.
I met a guy in Miami a couple of weeks ago and we've had intermittent contact since. I was planning on friend zoning him since I decided after last years ma-lay that I wouldn't part take in long distance anything. I won't ask you what he thought would happen by offering international trips because I can break it down for you:
He's in the entertainment business so he thought I would be impressed. (Side-note: If he'd said anywhere in Europe I might have considered saying yes. I kid. I kid.) Anyway this brings up a subject that we Cereal Daters have addressed before but I figured I'd make a note for myself to fully detail later. I'm thinking of titling it "You can catch more bee's with honey and more hoe's with flights." Corny, right. I'll work on it this weekend. His proposition totally turned me off especially considering we've had a conversation about women only wanting him because of who he knows in the business.
Really? You don't know why you only attract groupies. I'll break it down for you next week, until then I'll let you marinate on this snippet.